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A recent poll conducted at more than 700 gyms across the United States and Canada show that gym cliques make outsiders feel both “fat and stupid.”
“Every time I go to the gym there’s this posse of super ripped, super muscle buff guys who all hang together,” Jesse Costner said of his experience at the gym. “I feel so stupid picking up any dumbbells or doing any exercise in front of them because I’m just an average Joe. Instead, I go home and pound a funnel cake.”
Jesse isn’t alone in his feelings. According to the poll, 99.9% of people who aren’t part of the “perfect person clique” at their gym report feeling like a pile of crap next to these people no matter how well they’re doing. A slightly lower percentage (99.899%) reported feeling fat and stupid as well.
New government-funded study proves that men who cry aren’t treated the same as men who don’t. Risks include getting beat up, no second dates, and death.
The United States government shoveled away more than two hundred million dollars to fund a recent study that looked at the effects of men crying. The results of the study, published recently in the American Journal of Medicine, prove that men who cry tend to get a different dose of life handed to them.
A few of the study’s highlights included:
After decades of false diagnoses and unexplained symptoms, doctors are finally zeroing in on the cause of Bathroom Sprinters Disorder
Johnny Confundido spent years in and out of doctors offices and hospitals, trying to figure out what was wrong with him. He paid thousands of dollars to cover the cost [...]
