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Gang Members Babysitters

Chicago Parents Hire Gang Members to Babysit their Kids

By Dan Pearce, Blogger, Author, Satirist · In Funny & Fake News Stories, Most-Popular, Satire

Parent bloggers all over the world are up in arms after finding out that the latest Chicago trend is to hire gang members as babysitters and nannies. Some are calling it bold and safe. Others are calling it reckless and stupid.

Four weeks ago, Illinois’ Attorney General Liam Standee made it clear to gang members, “get a real job, or get shot in the face.” The AG informed the public that local law enforcement officials would now have the authority to shoot any gang member on site who didn’t report having a real job within one month.

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russell-crowe-ferret

Hillbilly Accidentally Eats Russell Crowe’s Pet Ferret

By Dan Pearce, Blogger, Author, Satirist · In Funny & Fake News Stories, Most-Popular, Satire

An unfortunate twist of events left one unfortunate Mississippian in Russell Crowe’s crosshairs this week after he accidentally ate the famed actor’s pet ferret.

Crowe was on location in Coffeeville, Mississippi filming his upcoming movie “Killed with a Single Glance” when local hillbilly Jeb Jensen wandered onto the set.

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Barack Obama boxes Mitt Romney

Obama and Romney Agree to Celebrity Boxing Match to Raise Money for their Campaigns

By Dan Pearce, Blogger, Author, Satirist · In Funny & Fake Politics, Satire

Sources report that after weeks of negotiations with FOX, President Barrack Obama will lace up and wear shiny shorts for a few rounds against opponent Mitt Romney.

A spokesman for the Obama administration held a press conference earlier this afternoon in which he said, “the President believes that the American [...]

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Katie Holmes Kisses Tom Cruise after Junk Punch

Tom Cruise Admits to Hiring “Hit” Man

By Dan Pearce, Blogger, Author, Satirist · In Funny & Fake Entertainment Reports, Satire

After being rammed by a garbage truck only four days after being hit by a paparazzi car, Katie Holmes demands answers from Tom. Cruise comes clean to hiring at least one of the drivers just before Holmes hits him where it counts.

Police confirm that Katie Holmes and daughter Suri were riding as passengers in a Mercedes Monday night when it was rammed by a turning garbage truck. The mother-daughter duo were not far from their new Manhattan mega-pad when the incident occurred.

Four days earlier, a paparazzi car struck a vehicle they were both riding in. Claiming that it couldn’t be a coincidence, Katie demanded answers.

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